Joanna again?

roxinpunch:

eomira:

fizzylimon:

roxinpunch:

aussieirish:

malfoyisstillourking:

aussieirish:

extrememediocrity:

Who the hell eats whole entire pickles like they’re apples or s/t?

white people rme

Yeah, you Americans and your “let’s put an entire pickle on the side of the plate” thing.

It’s weird, guys.
Weird.

When I was a kid we would get pickles at the movies instead of popcorn. Pickles are a palm fruit, man, or is that a southern thing? 

I do not see the appeal.

Though I suppose we spread salt and yeast extract on our bread so who am I to judge.

Man, when I was a kid I would hang out at my neighbors house with a bunch of other kids and the mom would bring a big jar of dill pickles out to the porch and pass them out. Mmmmm porch pickles.

I didn’t realize eating pickles was that strange.

They’re so good though!

Korea only has sweet pickles and I miss dill pickles SO MUCH.

PICKLES ARE AMAZING. I am sad that you do not have dill pickles in Korea Steve. That is a cruel place to be. But seriously, dill pickles? THAT’S MY SNACK

That is a tragesty Steve. I can’t imagine life would be much worth living without being able to locate and consume a fried dill pickle at least once a year.

I love pickles so much. As a baby I teethed on pickles. As a child I ate pickles as snacks, but I guess I didn’t like the juice dripping on my so I made my mom wrap them in washcloths first.

alex—stein:

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

The third one spoke to me on a deep and spiritual level.

The best part about being junk is when people eat ice cream and they rub their spoon against me