I liked the old ones
But probably just because
They were the old ones
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body
No. No no no. That’s not how it ends. It can’t be. No. SARAH REES BRENNAN WHYYYYY
Where can I get the next book at 1am?
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
i just realized elton john’s Rocket Man is about a heroin junkie and i feel personally betrayed
Or he’s just really into arugula